An Instant Message Conversation I Had With Ryan Today

M says:

How do you google how people find you through googling?

M says:

Or rather- how do you find how people find your blog?

rr r r says:

uh. go to google home page. click My account at the top

rr r r says:

and then choose analytics.

M says:

and then what?

rr r r says:

um

M says:

got it

M says:

never mind

rr r r says:

ok

M says:

Here's the best one in the search - "Sweet Agony in Silky Nylon"

rr r r says:

wow

M says:

They must have been very disappointed when they realized that that entry was about dolls.

R says:

I BET

R says:

DAMN caps lock

M says:

Or Violin Fingers in Apple Cobbler

rr r r says:

what does that even mean?

M says:

I don't know

M says:

but it's awesome

M says:

Or how about this one? "My Belly button keeps oozing and smells"

rr r r says:

GROSS

M says:

"Pictures of someone asking"

M says:

funny

M says:

"How to decorate clementines"

M says:

"Ice Storm Flowers"

rr r r says:

that one makes sense

M says:

"Mummies in Nylon"

M says:

"Motherly dresses"

M says:

What did I have to say about nylon, I wonder?

M says:

"Crooked House Children's Clothes"

M says:

"Crooked Pink House Painting"

M says:

So - you going into town or not?

rr r r says:

I guess i could

M says:

What ever you like